Peak delusion. Low profile.
Whether you’re dodging responsibility, pretending to know about pour-overs, or just shielding your eyes from your own ambitions — the Classic Dad Hat has you covered. Literally. With a relaxed fit, curved visor, and just enough structure to fake authority, it’s the kind of hat that says, “I could be on shift,” but absolutely isn’t.
100% chino cotton twill
Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design
3 ⅛″ (7.6 cm) crown — just enough height to overthink in
6 embroidered eyelets for breathability (and dramatic sighs)
Curved visor for maximum emotional shade
Adjustable strap with antique buckle — because fake vintage is still a vibe
Not just for dads. But also, kind of for dads.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), kyriskoffee.shop and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Argyrokastrou, 1100 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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