It’s two cents. Literally.
A micro-investment in your future as a free delivery enjoyer. And what do you get? Nothing. At all. —Except possibly the satisfaction of tipping the scale toward that sweet, sweet free shipping threshold.
Most of this store ends in that pesky 99 cents—because, yeah, we’re just like everyone else. But hitting €59.98? That’s not getting you free shipping. This gloriously pointless two-cent micro-investment? It might. And we’d rather give you two cents’ worth of help getting over the line than force you to continue to scour for the cheapest thing to get there.
Think of it as a non-functional, digital high-five.
Or a receipt with your name on it.
What’s included:
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Two cents’ worth of commerce
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No product
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No regret
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The quiet thrill of beating the system with the system
Not like the others. Because the others wouldn’t dare charge you for nothing and mean it.
As for the rest of you, we’re working on it I promise.
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